Have you ever heard of My Drunk Kitchen? If not, you are totally missing out on some wonderful drunken cooking. I for one, try not to cook drunk, but on the rare occasion that I do, I really hope I'm this funny.
Well, Hannah Hart, who I assumed you just watched make ice cream, got together with SongsToWearPantsTo
They joined their awesomeness together and came up with this great song about food "Show Me Where Your Noms At"
And in case you were curious, here are the lyrics!
like my ice with vanilla
and i always take my meats dried
we need to have a serious taco
don’t touch these chips, they nachos
well i don’t even really mind
(why not)
’cause i got a chip on my shoulder
i guess i’m getting older
your sweet is turning into a spice
so let’s go and get some curry
nobody’s in a hurry
watch out, i’ll put my white on your rice
you know i never stop nommin’
put spaghetti in my chow mein
lock it down with a key lime (pie)
now this track is straight urban
we better put some herbs in
you know that it’s about thyme
for you to show me where your noms at
show me where your noms at
baby gotta palm that
ice cream cheesecake batter up
fatten up, saddle up
if you’re with me, can i have a what?
what! whatcha do with your favorite food
i boast the most toast and got that gravy too
i’ve got no ice here around my neck
but i’ve got spice that’ll make you sweat
so play nice ‘cuz you better better bet
i’m not quite finished yet
now let me double this, you could be covetous
of my bread butter being how i come up with this
but the trouble is, nobody gets
cooking like me, just show me where the oven is
loving this drunk in this kitchen best
cutting up some of this chicken breast
rubbing it up and then down
shove it in now at 350, press start
and then we chill until it’s done
where’s my drank? baby you wait and just maybe i’ll get you another one
it’s such phenomeNOM, join us fu’tha nomathon
think of it as the opposite of when you stop nutrition like it’s ramadan
gotta get your nomming on while i’m dropping bombs to the calmest song
i’m dancing with hannah eating bananas like she’s donkey kong
let’s have a food fight, it’s morsel combat
i see your cream pie on a plate and raise you a straw hat
i’m like a wombat, just wanna get all fat
so if you want that, show me where your noms at
CHORUS
I’ve got some fantasies
and they all involve the cheese
girl it’s you and me
and I wanna please
with my gouda swiss and havartis
oh baby just wait and see
i’ll shred cheddar like it’s real money
it’ll be so cheesy, just lemon squeezy
when it’s you and me
REPEAT AWESOME CHORUS
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